May 2013
What she says: I'm fine.
What she means: AEIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL AEIOUAEIOUBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRJOHNMADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLAR SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
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ottermilk: i can’t waiT FOR NEW AYREON OKAY IT’S GOING TO BE NEBEAUTIFUMSOU
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zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.  this is the best joke ever
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Aaron: Dorian J Cantu if I weren't so tired I would be so happy right now
Dorian Cantu: My middle initial is D
Dorian Cantu: diaz
Aaron: it's spanish for De Azz
Dorian Cantu: oh my god
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ollivander: A GROUP OF HUMMINGBIRDS IS CALLED A CHOIR THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
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shikajika: “Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah because YOU told them they there are ONLY straight men and straight women from the age of three and then used that limited scope an an excuse to carry on dodging the subject. I found the seven times table scary and confusing but I still had to do about 20 exams about it
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karlimeaghan: I was trying to GIF a scene from Hot Fuzz, and I must say kudos to Simon Pegg for maintaining his grumpy cat face for this entire run
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“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man, true nobility is...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via lizattemptstoblog)
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smilingemoticon: laperspective: I loved The Great Gatsby before it was trendy…
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doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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wishcave: *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
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richwhitelesbian: hey man have you heard of basketball -a conversation someone has had at some point in their life think about it
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smilodonpopulator replied to your post: Im still alive but I’m grounded from my car now… (kisses) i know you can do it you are a good I ain’t fucking this up
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