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armedrobertry: There’s a homosexual orgy porno floating around that apparently has Paul McCartney in it if you look hard enough. I tried, but it was like looking for a Beatle in a gaystack.
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March 2012
Fuck a fruit basket.
awww you were going to send me a fruit basket? how sweet!
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I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under...
armedrobertry: I have. they completely tore down my mcdonalds a year or two ago, then rebuilt it, making it all modern and stuff my friend was working there, then had to go work at the burger king across the street while they rebuilt the mcdonalds
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how much does a pallet of Mike & Ike's cost?
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clientsfromhell: Client: I don’t know the size of the brochure, so I measured it with a ruler.  Me: Okay, go ahead. Client: It’s seven inches tall, by eight and a half…plus three little dashes wide. 
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Cupid's Shame: Total 180 →
cupidshame: divi136’s flagged message From divi136 to flagger: Well I am glad to say my years drunkenness are far from behind me, and I can definitely hold my own in a scathing sarcastic conversation. I really just wanted to say to you that your second paragraph about how you invision your family…
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angerfearpainagression: traptin85: angerfearpainagression: traptin85: fuckyou-iwontdo-whatyou-tellme: Holy fuck Strange Deja Vu by Dream Theater totally syncs up with Kung Fu Panda is this fo’ real? what fo’ real is a blackism, or something that black people say it is short for “for real,” which means “truthful” no I mean DT with Kung Fu Panda… oh well that I have no idea
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angerfearpainagression: traptin85: fuckyou-iwontdo-whatyou-tellme: Holy fuck Strange Deja Vu by Dream Theater totally syncs up with Kung Fu Panda is this fo’ real? what fo’ real is a blackism, or something that black people say it is short for “for real,” which means “truthful”
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fuckyou-iwontdo-whatyou-tellme: Holy fuck Strange Deja Vu by Dream Theater totally syncs up with Kung Fu Panda is this fo’ real?
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that was a very good episode of My Little Pony
I really liked that one best one in a while
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APRIL FOOL'S DAY (JPN GOOGLE MAPS)
squirreltastic: miss-simplicity: YOU GUYS … IN ADDITION TO ALL THE LIES COMING OUT ON TWITTER (THAT I’M TRYING TO TRANSLATE) BUT GUYS. YOU GUYS. THIS. CLICK IT OMG guys it’s not just in Japanese
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I am posting my sexuality. Reblog and tell yours.
swaggaraptor: commanderhalcyderp: matriarch-aethyta: strategic-stranger: clairestanfield: hipstermalik: sturdyinstruction: matchbook-stories: hypnoplasmids: dirtybioshockconfessions: theunfler: ondeahy: twice-ler: sassy-gay-autoresponder: ricksantorummpreg: garydactyl: Sexy and I know it Araneasexual vriskasexual oncelersexual oncestsexual  oncelutexual ...
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Reblog if you're a strong independent Nidoqueen...
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