June 2012
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99999999999999999999999999999 replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: ottermilk swaggaraptor …
ONLY 5TH PLACE
TRY HARDER
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99999999999999999999999999999 replied to your post: I got a swimsuit
No
why
I got a swimsuit
I probably look sexier than fuck all in it
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bliinded-by-2ciience:
whalebiology:
so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom
and…
at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little...
armedrobertry:
instagrampa:
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
play don’t stop believin’ by journey
DID SOMEBODY SAY “DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’” BY JOURNEY?!
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
Oh Starchild: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD →
fuckyeahlokispenis:
whimsical-protagonist:
rapunzelcomplex:
roboboners:
seerofsarcasm:
moiststar:
cancerously:
idkitmightbetoovulgar:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE…
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
swaggaraptor:
catbountry replied to your post: catbountry replied to your post: mfw i tumblr…
I didn’t know that. I only knew about the “INCEST IS WINCEST” mini-meme from 4chan.
I didn’t even know that was a HTING KASHGD wow gdi 4chan
we both learned something from this then :,)
trufax
I was in the thread where that term was pitched
I was there for the start of a meme
sturmpony:
#1 rule of tum-
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Oh Starchild: THIS IS BREAKING NEWS: →
icantthinkofaurlbecausei:
swaggaraptor:
drvalkyrie:
swaggaraptor:
lawlspy:
weeaboo-chan:
ocular-avenger:
It appears that Air Force One was shot down somewhere over the Middle East this morning by a sleeper cell of rogue terrorists firing a Stinger…
(as much as I hate to admit it) I’m watching Fox News with my grampa right now.
yeah, nothing
Cat Bountry vs. Earth: rooshoes:... →
rooshoes:
barrymanilowswinternightmare:
weeaboo-chan:
barrymanilowswinternightmare:
papermochi:
You know what I don’t understand? That really skinny censor bar that only covers up like 1/100th of the penis in mangas
apparently its cos they can show a dick but…
Oh Starchild: THIS IS BREAKING NEWS: →
lawlspy:
weeaboo-chan:
ocular-avenger:
It appears that Air Force One was shot down somewhere over the Middle East this morning by a sleeper cell of rogue terrorists firing a Stinger Missile. The Pilot and all passengers are unaccounted for. The President’s whereabouts are…
I lold
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May 2012
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
yugoslavic:
Glee: The Concert Movie
featuring: Nickelback, Pitbull, Joseph Kony, Bruno Mars, LMFAO, Skrillex, Paris Hilton, The Burn Book, Regina George, Will.i.Am, Lana Del Rey, Nicki Minaj, and a whole lot of ratchet and some cinnamon challenges!
oh my god what if I step on a hypodermic needle...
does that actually happen!?!
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I miss Yerba Buena
I miss GDC
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so yesterday my dad and I were looking at the...
and oh my fucking god
70 all the way across the board
I am not going to enjoy this
that’s just so fucking awful
I NEED storms!
I just don’t get why anyone would enjoy living there! it’s so boring
