June 2012
my sister is telling me about how she met this guy on yahoo answers and dated him for like a week and they met because she was asking how to fix something on her xbox but he turned out to be like a greasy brony and when she broke up with him he was all upset and gave his older sister my sisters number and made his her like yell at her about ~BREAKING HIS HEART~ and stuff
I'm really hungry but I can't eat till all the food is made
ey gurl i think that bus-kin poster was 4 makin fun of otherkin
ey yo nigga I made a lot uh peeps laff so sallgood
If I was a rich girl
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Mallory
if you find something on facebook, that makes it a gem
do you ever think about how weird reading is
our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind
and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow reading is weird
”..wow reading is weird“
Really?
Of all the beautiful words that has ever graced this world with their presence, you pick “weird”?
woah relax shakespeare
Sleepin in my old room at moms house tonight. :)
But I wish Tweezy was here like old times too…
Russians must get confused when they see black people type.
“why do they keep saying yes?”
If I had to pick one of the Republican candidates from the past year to be president, I’d pick Herman Cain. Not because I think he’d be any good, but because I’d be laughing too hard to care.
I actually really liked Herman Cain
From the Bastion Loading screen: “Caelondia stood… for 100 years”
WOW THAT’S A REALLY LONG TIME!
The joke was over about 3 or 4 messages in, but then you just kept going on and asking where they live.
and yet they kept replying
