I like a bunch of stuff. (dnd, games, progressive metal, funny stuff.)
This is my personal blog.
I am known as:
Aaron (IRL)
traptin58 (on Youtube (don't bother subscribing to me. I don't upload anything))
and traptin85 (Steam, and pretty much everywhere else)
I'm probably naked while you're reading this
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
but really, progmetal is probably the worst music to have sex to
there’s no steady rhythm, you’d get distracted by the awesome solo, and you would finish way before the song does and that just doesn’t look good
In case you were wondering who the coolest guy in Progressive Metal was
it’s Arjen Anthony Lucassen
Threshold - What About Me
honestly how can anyone dislike this song?
I want a progressive metal cover of Sultans of Swing
Come on, progressive metal isn’t THAT complicated
Bitch please.
The Dance of Eternity.
Then come back to me.you’re the first person to take this post seriously
Remember when that dude rated the difficulty of Stream of Consciousness
goood times
Come on, progressive metal isn’t THAT complicated
Bitch please.
The Dance of Eternity.
Then come back to me.
you’re the first person to take this post seriously
Come on, progressive metal isn’t THAT complicated
When you were young
You were the king of carrot flowers
And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees
In holy rattlesnakes that fell all around your feet
And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy’s shoulder
And dad would throw the garbage all across the floor
As we would lay and learn what each other’s bodies were for
And this is the room
One afternoon I knew I could love you
And from above you how I sank into your soul
Into that secret place where no one dares to go
And your mom would drink until she was no longer speaking
And dad would dream of all the different ways to die
Each one a little more than he could dare to tryoh god Dorian’s hipsterdom is leaking into you
SO this is part one of a three part song, right?
part two is great.
it’s just
IIIIII LOOOOVE YOUUUU, JEEEEESUUUUS CHRIIIIIIST.
and it’s so fucking ironic i cannot hipster enough.
why can’t he stop being a pussy and put them into one long song?
(Source: nightmaretoremember94)
