I like a bunch of stuff. (dnd, games, progressive metal, funny stuff.)

This is my personal blog.

I am known as:

Aaron (IRL)

traptin58 (on Youtube (don't bother subscribing to me. I don't upload anything))

and traptin85 (Steam, and pretty much everywhere else)

I'm probably naked while you're reading this

 

outofcontextdnd:

Bulyark (half-orc necromancer): I use prestidigitation this time. The splooge suddenly tastes like fresh boar meat. -noms-

DM: The wall opens to a new room.

mega-thor:

Não importa se você tem um copo, se você tem uma caneca do DT você pode por o copo dentro da caneca.

okay I don’t read, write, or speak portuguese, but I pasted this text into google translate, and it returned this:

Whether you have a cup, if you have a mug you can DT per cup into the mug.

what

mega-thor:

Não importa se você tem um copo, se você tem uma caneca do DT você pode por o copo dentro da caneca.

okay I don’t read, write, or speak portuguese, but I pasted this text into google translate, and it returned this:

Whether you have a cup, if you have a mug you can DT per cup into the mug.

what

(Source: traptin85)

I just finished season 1 of Wilfred

and

just

WHAT

WHY IS THERE ONLY 1 SEASON ON NETFLIX

HOW CAN YOU DO THAT

WHAT

YOU CAN’T HAVE AN ENDING LIKE THAT AND SAY “OH YEAH THERE’S TWO MORE SEASONS”

HOW

WHAT

look girl

The little girl appears to be starving. Her dress is muddied and she is past 

crying for any help. Her breath rattles, and she coughs blood that dribbles 

down her dirty bib. Her hair is tangled and her face is covered in welts, the

work of skeeters no doubt. She’s beyond help.

A lost girl is in perfect health.

swaggaraptor:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

antistellar:

veganangst:

If you’re a feminist but you’re still a carnist, I don’t think I can take you seriously.

>carnist
I ALREADY INTO CANT TAKE SERIOUSLY

I AM A MAKE BELIEVE CARNIVOROUS SUPER BEASTCOBRA MACHIEN

EXDPLIAIN BEGETABLES

So people who eat meat are carnivores except the correct term is omnivore I-

why don’t we call vegans and vegetarians herbivores then?

fucknoreligiousfanart:

This blog is one of the stupidest fucking things I have seen in my entire life.
I really hope it turns out that it’s a parody cause holy shit.

fucknoreligiousfanart:

This blog is one of the stupidest fucking things I have seen in my entire life.

I really hope it turns out that it’s a parody cause holy shit.

(Source: checkmateprochoicers)

possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader

isabelthespy:

Persons

People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
        have
                legs